It's Like the Mysteries of the Cosmos

"We will never narrow it down to one motivation"


That is what Attorney General Loretta Lynch stated today in a press conference regarding the Terror Attack at the Pulse Night Club in Orlando. So, despite  this:

Transcript of Orlando Police Department 911 Calls, June 12, 2016

2:35 a.m.: Shooter contacted a 911 operator from inside Pulse.  The call lasted approximately 50 seconds, the details of which are set out below:
(OD)   Orlando Police Dispatcher
(OM)   Omar Mateen
OD:     Emergency 911, this is being recorded.
OM:     In the name of God the Merciful, the beneficent [Arabic]
OD:     What?
OM:     Praise be to God, and prayers as well as peace be upon the prophet of God [Arabic]. I wanna let you know, I’m in Orlando and I did the shootings.
OD:     What’s your name?
OM:     My name is I pledge of allegiance to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State.
OD:     Ok, What’s your name?
OM:     I pledge allegiance to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi may God protect him [Arabic], on behalf of the Islamic State.
OD:     Alright, where are you at?
OM:     In Orlando.
OD:     Where in Orlando?
[End of call.]

A.G. Lynch and the team of investigators are still confused as to the terrorists motives? How about the fact that he was praising ISIS online? Perhaps that he was actively scouting other targets that were not gay or homosexual in nature, like Disney World? Maybe the phone call to the news agency,, where he once again pledged allegiance to ISIS? Nothing huh? Doesn't clarify a thing?

In an effort to help the senior law enforcement officer in the United States, here is a list of 10 things LESS transparent than the terrorist's motive:

10: Dirty Windshields - You know when you haven't given it a good squeegee n a while? 

9. Sunglasses - You can see right through them, just tinted a tad.

8. Iced Tea - A nice dark rich Iced Tea, maybe even Sun Tea for you southern folks. 

7. Window Screens - You know the screen is there, but your eyes ignore it, usually.

6. A light mist, or fog - Not Airport closing, just a light thin mist or fog.

5. Bruce Jenner's Regret - I don't need to explain this.

4. Obama's Lack of Interest - Well, except "Climate Change".

3. Joe Biden's Sexual Orientation -  Not sure? Stick a female aged 18 to 1 million near him and watch the magic!

2. Bill Clinton's Appreciation of Interns - Give that man a cigar..wait, on second thought, don't.

1. Glacial Water Runoff.

I hope that this makes things a tad easier for the Attorney General. I know she is under a lot of political pressure, but, lucky for her she is about 6 months from the unemployment line.


Sack Head” Shaun Lewis is a co-owner of SHR Media and co-host of Sack Heads Radio Show, which airs every Wednesday at 8 PM PST on www.shrmedia.com. Twitter: @edgeoflibertyFacebook: Sack Head Shaun.