It’s the SHAT Show — the Sack Heads: AGAINST TYRANNY and, as one would expect, CLINT and BZ tore through the gristle of today’s screaming headlines and ripped out the sinewy Tendons of Truth ensconced within, all from the Hoary Streets of Shatramento, Fornicalia, exposing the trembling toadies, sniveling jackanapes and fripperous fopdoodles infesting Leftist and Progressive Brain Housing Groups and safety pin factories nationally. Featuring the effervescent contrarian Sack Heads CLINT — plus the unrestrained bulbosity of the ZEPPMEISTER— doubling your late night Conservative talk show pleasure with double the hosts.

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Tonight CLINT and BZ talked about a veritable gaggle — no, a shrewdness, a murmuration, an obstinancy, a warren, a pandemonium, a gaggle, a muster, a covey, an unkindness, a maelstrom, a knot, a shiver, an intrusion, a smack, a hive, a prickle, a cauldron of topics partially (but by no means fully or robustly) to include some but not all of the following topics:

  • The show went by rapidly as normal, so we ended it early;
  • Once you play the outro music, you can't go back;
  • We checked the SHR bylaws on the topic and rescinded that order on page 742;
  • We listened to the ceremonial opening of the Diet Pepsi;
  • Clint had a Pepsi REAL SUGAR, and BZ had no idea those existed;
  • BZ's Diet Pepsi has "real aspartame" in his;
  • We realized the P for Pepsi was the original element on the Periodic Table;
  • The terribly poor service of New Zealand's "Last Time Airlines;"

It was also disclosed during the first half hour that:

  • Spain claimed New Zealand as its own;
  • CLINT and BZ revealed much about New Zealand history tonight, including the famed Estonian-Spanish War of 1622 which occurred in order to take over New Zealand;
  • The Spanish lost in 1625;
  • Estonia ruled New Zealand from 1625 to 1844;
  • It was just called "Zealand" at that time, but the idea was to name it "New Estonia";
  • CLINT and BZ divulged this important note: New Zealand is now an atomic power;
  • New Zealand has plans of conquering nearby countries, including Tasmania & New Caledonia;
  • New Zealand plans "island hopping" like WWII;
  • Upon its conquest by New Zealand, Australia will then be called "Newer Zealand";
  • And then on to Japan;
  • Is New Zealand focusing on a UK takeover?

New Zealand, during the show, intruded upon CLINT's video page and labeled him "END OF BROADCAST."

CLINT revealed that he was mad-dogged, during the day at a lunch diner, by an unusual person.

We were asked to produce a Magna Carta Show with Blackstone's Commentaries -- and we very well may do so with little if any jackassery inherently attached.

Furthermore, we revealed New Zealand's evil plans for world domination via atomics.

What else happened? I guess you'll just have to listen.

The Duodenal Duo also discovered that our new Stream Deck continues to perform flawlessly! BZ bought it for a toy and rapidly discovered: it's no mere toy. It's an amazingly-productive device!

If you want to listen to the show in Spreaker, click on the yellow button below.

Listen to "Sack Heads: AGAINST TYRANNY, Wednesday, 9-4-19" on Spreaker.

Unfortunately, both our video feeds tanked. Damned technology.

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BZ asks to remind everyone that the hosts only monitor the SHAT Room at SHRMEDIA.COM — though there are SHAT rooms on Facebook and YouTube. We can only monitor one SHAT room at a time so, please, we ask that you partake of the SHR Media SHAT room. Heavy sigh: if only BZ had a producer who could monitor them all.

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